Simply Amazing...

1. What is height of Secrecy? – Offering blank visiting cards.

2. What is height of laziness? – Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

3. What is height of Laziness? – Adopting a child.

4. What is height of Craziness? – Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?- Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity? – A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty? – A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide? – A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration? – A cow giving milk powder.